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Director: Gerald Potterton
Writers: Daniel Goldberg/Len Blum (screenplay) and others
1981
For those unfamiliar with this cult eighties film here is a trailer
And a Wikipedia page
Ok so the question is, do you have to be an inebriated, Black Sabbath loving, sexually frustrated teenager from the 80’s to actually enjoy this film? Well I watched it sober so you don’t have to, and frankly fitting into two or more of the above list would aid enjoyment of this film. Luckily I can certainly identify with all of the above (ok not 80’s) so I went in with an open mind, and searching for cheesy fun.
The film admirably begins like a high concept sci-fi depicting a space shuttle in space, with a sophisticated score and good quality animation. Then an astronaut emerges from the shuttle and begins to re-enter earth’s atmosphere. In a convertible Corvette. Not a car with a secure roof and windows, no because that would be silly, a convertible makes much more sense. At this point I thought this film would be just my kind of crazy. It turns out that the astronaut has brought home a strange green orb from his travels and he shows it to his daughter. The orb then melts him. It is the source of all evil. Cool.
The rest of the film is divided in to segments depicting the orb’s effect on a different individual, time or world. This is very high concept and has a great deal of potential; however the shorter segments often fall short. We see what lengths people will go through to possess the orb in a segment focusing on a cab driver in futuristic New York City. He is quite a badass himself, it seems that melting people in the back of your cab is ok in the future. He meets a “pretty but dumb” redhead. They have sex. There isn’t some long winded romantic journey they go on, or some sort of relationship development, it just kind of happens. In fact, these segments seem to have a talent for focusing on times and worlds where women struggled to find clothes that could contain their breasts for more than 60 seconds of screen time, and sex seems to be their default activity.
While I tried to remember that this was 30 years ago and misogyny may have been a little more rampant then it actually does belittle the film. The same can be said about some of the lame jokes, and I wished that the writers had thought a little more of their audience rather than aiming to pack the cinema with 14 year olds. On top of this the animation was simplistic at times and the plot was for some segments were weaker than a Saturday morning cartoon.
However I went expecting most of that and searching for moments to raise the film up. There certainly are some funny, interesting moments, and most of the section called So Beautiful and So Dangerous was pretty funny, as well as having some interesting allegories to the subculture which was it’s primary audience. The final segment is by far the most fun, and I found myself wondering why the writers didn’t just stick to a full on fantasy sci-fi epic with this one strong female hero (ok she is half naked but give them a break).
Essentially the film is most interesting when viewed as a product of its time. I can imagine Bill and Ted or the guys from Wayne’s World enjoying this film, and I bet I would have gotten more in to it if I was watching with a few beers and a few friends. It should not be taken too seriously, and it should be laughed at as well as laughed with. As for the soundtrack, apart from a well produced and written original score there are appearances from a number of notable heavy metal bands and artists. ‘Mob Rules’ by Black Sabbath (with the late Ronnie James Dio) was a highlight, but why they had a version of ‘Working in the Coal Mine in there I just don’t know. Anyway, if you want to see a unique film which is anything but dull then get some friends together, and some drinks, and have a good time.